The next party will be in Jersey City, NJ, either Friday, January 12 or Saturday, January 13, 2024. Maybe both. Details in a few weeks.

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Friday, Nov 3, 2023 with a bonus event the following morning. The hotel is in Edison, just 3 miles away from ExxxoticaExpo (no official affiliation). The hotel has plenty of parking and is a quick Lyft/Uber ride from a NJ Transit stop. [Read more...]

Recap of the Aug 10, 2023 party in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Saturday, Aug 19, 2023, 4pm-midnight in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers encouraged! This party will include a special event: A birthday bukakke for Natalie! [Read more...]

Save this date! The next party will be Saturday, Aug 19, 2023 in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

An attendee wrote an attendee review of his first party. With his permission I’m posting his writeup on the blog. Thanks for the writeup and the kind words! I invite all attendees to send in writeups too! [Read more...]

Recap of the June 10, 2023 party in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Saturday, June 10, 2023, 4pm-midnight in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers encouraged! [Read more...]

Recap of the April 22, 2023 party in Chicago, IL. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Saturday, April 22, 2023, 4pm-midnight in Chicago, IL! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers encouraged! [Read more...]

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There will be two gatherings in Portland. Much smaller than my full parties like in NYC/NJ but tons of fun. [Read more...]

Someone on Discord recently asked me a few questions about the parties. I thought I’d share the answers. [Read more...]

Recap of the February 11, 2023 party in Jersey City, New Jersey. [Read more...]

Oncbluu is back! You may remember him from the blog post he wrote of his first time attending an RPM party back in July 2022 party . He’s back with his review of the October 2023 party in Edison, NJ Thanks for the writeup and the kind words, Oncbluu! I invite everyone to send in writeups too! As this post proves, it’s never too late! [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Saturday, February 11, 2023, 4pm-midnight in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers encouraged! [Read more...]

We have a number of events coming up! Save these dates! [Read more...]

Interested in a small, invite-only, porn bate gathering in SF? DM me on Discord or click here to get more info: link .

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Thursday, January 5, 2023, 5pm-midnight! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! The location is a hotel near the strip. First-timers encouraged! [Read more...]

Save this date! The next party will be Thursday, January 5, 2023 in Las Vegas. [Read more...]