Save These Dates: May 3+4, 2024 (Jersey City, NJ)

Mark your calemdar! The next 2 parties will be in Jersey City, NJ, Friday, May 3 and Saturday, May 4, 2024. Friday’s theme: “Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, bigger is better!” Saturday’s theme: to be decided (likely to be gooner hypno for the first half) RSVPs will open closer to the event.

Invitation: Goon Gathering: Edison, NJ, Nov 3, 2023

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Friday, Nov 3, 2023 with a bonus event the following morning. The hotel is in Edison, just 3 miles away from ExxxoticaExpo (no official affiliation). The hotel has plenty of parking and is a quick Lyft/Uber ride from a NJ Transit stop. [Read more...]

Attendee Report by J: June 2023 party

An attendee wrote an attendee review of his first party. With his permission I’m posting his writeup on the blog. Thanks for the writeup and the kind words! I invite all attendees to send in writeups too! [Read more...]

Enter the Goon Cave (Vice article)

Vice published an article about goon caves. Enter the Goon Cave, Where Porn and Masturbation Is All That Exists by Samantha Cole Check it out!

Attendee Report by Oncblu: October 2022 party

Oncbluu is back! You may remember him from the blog post he wrote of his first time attending an RPM party back in July 2022 party . He’s back with his review of the October 2023 party in Edison, NJ Thanks for the writeup and the kind words, Oncbluu! I invite everyone to send in writeups too! As this post proves, it’s never too late! [Read more...]