The Parties
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What is this?
Real Porn Meets are parties where guys hang out and watch porn together. The attendees are str8, bi, curious and whatever.
Imagine 5-15 guys in a hotel room jerking off while 3 video screens play porn. When one video ends either someone suggests what to play next, or the host picks (he thinks he’s some kind of porn DJ). Some guys stroke solo; others do mutual stroking and maybe more depending on the crowd.
Really? Yes, really. Check out our history page for details.
Party Rules
These are the common rules for all parties. Some parties may have additional rules.
- The #1 rule is safety. Safety means a lot of things:
- confidentiality: No last names. No taking photos/videos. No discussing the parties (at least with identifying details). Most attendees are on the DL.
- consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
- health: Safe sex only.
- keep it legal: You must be 18 & older (or 21+ for some parties). No illegal porn.
- The #2 rule is hygiene. Shower before you arrive.
- No judgement. We all like different porn. (No under-age stuff, of course!)
- Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
- Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
- Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
- Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
- Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?
What’s it like attending a party?
Imagine 5-15 guys in a hotel room jerking off while 3 video screens play porn. When one video ends either someone suggests what to play next, or the host picks (he thinks he’s some kind of porn DJ). Some guys stroke solo; others do mutual stroking and maybe more depending on the crowd.
Most guys are a bit nervous when they show up. That’s normal. However they usually relax after seeing that everyone is doing their thing.
When you arrive you’ll be given a wristband. You can pick the color: Red (no touching, don’t even ask), yellow (maybe, please ask with caution), or green (yes! please ask!).
As guys get more comfortable someone gives a helping hand. they’ll be some mutual stroking, frot, rubbing, maybe even some sucking. What you’ll notice is that everyone is very polite: Ask before you touch, no shame in saying “no”.
Sometimes there’s a lot of dirty talk, other times people are busy “at work” quietly. Sometimes guys start calling out fantasies, talking to the screen, dong-talking, grunting,. Everyone is super supportive!
Some guys come early and stay to the end. Others show up, cum, and leave. It’s all good.
The next day on Discord all the people that didn’t attend are totally jealous!
FAQ
Q: Is it just jo?
If you want it to be. The emphasis is on watching porn and self-stroking. However guys might ask you to mutual jo (“buddy stroke”), there have been occasions where guys do oral. “No means no”… if you are asked to do something and you don’t want to, just say no. Nobody will be offended.
Q: What are the attendees like
People RSVP via BateWorld.com, which means you can look at their profiles to get a sense of the crowd.
You’ll notice guys are all ages (18+), all of body types (fit to fat), hung and small, hairy and smooth, and very diverse (while, black, asian, hispanic), etc. It really depends on who shows up! The bottom line is that the guys that show up are typical guys like you.
Q: Are str8 guys invited?
Of course! Most attendees are straight. Most of the porn is str8.
Q: Are sissies invited?
Sure! Why not? Sissies, curious guys, guys that roleplay online as girls. Let your freak-flag fly! We’re all here to have fun!
Q: Is it weird to be naked in front of other guys?
Only the first time.
Some people stay clothed and just pull out their cock. Others get partially or fully naked. It’s up to you.
Q: Is my body… weird?
I often get questions from guys concerned that they have a small dick, or are fat, or married and closeted, or too old.
There’s no “body police” that enforces a size minimum, age maximum, body type, or whatever. If you are 18+ and promise to abide by the rules, you are welcome! This is a judgement-free zone.
(The host is 51, hairy, white, non-trans dude.)
Party Safety and Privacy
It is my number one goal to make sure people have a safe time.
Why? Because without that nothing else works.
I want you to feel safe so that you’ll show up. I want people to be safe so that they’ll have a good time. Nothing ruins a boner like not feeling safe.
Of course, if you have a fun and safe time you’ll return to future parties. That’s how the party grows!
What do we do to assure safety?
- confidentiality: No last names. No taking photos/videos. No discussing the parties (at least with identifying details). Most attendees are on the DL.
- consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
- health: Safe sex only.
- keep it legal: You must be 18 & older (or 21+ for some parties). No illegal porn.
When you show up you’ll be given a wristband. You can pick the color: Red (no touching, don’t even ask), yellow (maybe, please ask with caution), or green (yes! please ask!).
Society tells us that sex is bad, jo is wrong, porn is wrong, group jo is wrong…
Fuck that! There’s nothing wrong with consensual pleasure. The more we do it, the more we change the world.
If you have RSVPed and are hesitating about showing up… pause, take a deep breath, and remember that everyone else was just as nervous at one time. Show up, get comfortable, and you’ll have a great time!
Who is the host?
Just some guy that likes to host parties. In the 1990s I hosted many swinger parties (from 5 to 50 people). I took a break from that and now I host these parties instead.
Yeah, it’s a weird hobby. Some people build model trains. I do this.