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For some reason people often ask me relationship advice questions like “How can I get my girlfriend to watch porn with me?” [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be all-day Fri, July 11, 2025 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! Three parties in one! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers are welcome and encouraged! Easy access from NYC by PATH! [Read more...]

The party was a big success! 14 people attended. 4 attendees stay around for the entire weekend to bate and do toursty things. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but here’s what happened (minus names). [Read more...]

Come stroke to the finest porn, Saturday, April 5th, 2025 in Las Vegas. Just 3 blocks from the strip! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! Free parking. [Read more...]

The party was a huge success! Nearly 30 people attended! Because of different arrival/departure times, there was never more than 19 people in the hotel room at any given time. That said, the party was PACKED. It was standing room only for the peak hours. I may have to look for a larger hotel! [Read more...]

The party was a success! About 15 people attended (both days total). Not a very big turn-out but everyone had a great time! 4.5 out of 5 stars! [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Sat, Jan 11, 2025 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! Easy access from NYC by PATH! [Read more...]

Hello gooner friends! Are you going to ExxxoticaExpo 2024 in Edison, New Jersey? [Read more...]

I attended the 2024 Master Bator Convention in Pittsburgh, PA (MBC2024) and it was awesome! People were friendly; it was well-organized; I had fun and I even learned a lot! I highly recommend attending next year’s (July 31-Aug 3). For more info visit https://masterbatorconvention.com Here’s my travel-log. [Read more...]

The July party was a success! About 30 people attended. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, July 12 and Sat, July 13, 2024 at a very nice hotel near Penn Station NYC. Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]

Review of the 2035 Gooning World Convention [Read more...]

Be a part of this epic event! I’m gathering 4 gooners to go on a “batecation” this summer! Imagine 3 nights, 2 days, of ‘bating in a nice NYC hotel! Guests can stop by and join too! Interested? [Read more...]

Please join the all-new RPM Discord Server! To join please use this link: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh The old server will go away in the next few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience!

The May parties were a big success! About 15 people attended Friday (May 3) and about 20 people attended the Saturday (May 4) party. Everyone had a great time! [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, May 3 and Sat, May 4, 2024 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]

Mark your calemdar! The next 2 parties will be in Jersey City, NJ, Friday, May 3 and Saturday, May 4, 2024. Friday’s theme: “Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, bigger is better!” Saturday’s theme: to be decided (likely to be gooner hypno for the first half) RSVPs will open closer to the event.

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Recap of the Jan 12+13, 2024 parties in Jersey City, NJ. [Read more...]

The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, Jan 12 and Sat, Jan 13, 2024 (2 parties!) in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!) Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged! [Read more...]