The All-New RPM Discord Server!

Please join the all-new RPM Discord Server! To join please use this link: The old server will go away in the next few weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Save These Dates: May 3+4, 2024 (Jersey City, NJ)

Mark your calemdar! The next 2 parties will be in Jersey City, NJ, Friday, May 3 and Saturday, May 4, 2024. Friday’s theme: “Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, bigger is better!” Saturday’s theme: to be decided (likely to be gooner hypno for the first half) RSVPs will open closer to the event.

Invitation: Goon Gathering: Edison, NJ, Nov 3, 2023

The next Real Porn Meets party will be Friday, Nov 3, 2023 with a bonus event the following morning. The hotel is in Edison, just 3 miles away from ExxxoticaExpo (no official affiliation). The hotel has plenty of parking and is a quick Lyft/Uber ride from a NJ Transit stop. [Read more...]

Attendee Report by J: June 2023 party

An attendee wrote an attendee review of his first party. With his permission I’m posting his writeup on the blog. Thanks for the writeup and the kind words! I invite all attendees to send in writeups too! [Read more...]

Enter the Goon Cave (Vice article)

Vice published an article about goon caves. Enter the Goon Cave, Where Porn and Masturbation Is All That Exists by Samantha Cole Check it out!