The next Real Porn Meets party will be Saturday, July 23, 2022 from 5pm-midnight! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! The location is a hotel in Jersey City, NJ, conveniently located near a PATH stop for easy access from New York City.

Gooners! Solosexuals! Porn lovers and pornosexuals! Do you love jerking off with str8/bi/sissy guys to big tit porn, legal teens, bimbos, sissy hypno, and more? Join us! Multiple screens! A private, secure, and safe location!


  • Date: Saturday, July 23, 2022
  • When: 5pm-midnight (Stop by for a quick cum or stay multiple hours!)
    • 5pm: doors open
    • 7-8pm: Hypno Hour (all videos will be hypno)
    • midnight: Party ends
  • Who: str8/bi/sissy guys that like to jack (19+ only)
  • Location: a nice hotel in Jersey City, NJ (details after you RSVP)


  • Format: Expecting 5-10 attendees at any given time
  • Cost: Donation accepted

How to RSVP:


  • The primary rule is consent: Don’t touch without asking.
  • SHOWER BEFORE YOU ARRIVE or you will be asked to leave.
  • Only do what you are comfortable doing.
  • No penetration! The focus of the party is on masturbation… solo and mutual (oral permitted).
  • Nudity is encouraged but optional.
  • When you arrive you’ll be given a wristband:
    • red (no touching, don’t even ask)
    • yellow (maybe… ask!)
    • green (interested, please ask!) These are optional:
    • pink (I’m a sissy)
    • blue (blow me!)

First-timers encouraged

We’ll do everything we can to make you comfortable. The event is very private and safe. (Everyone’s a first-timer once!)

How private? No names. No discussing work (or politics). Keep this event on the DL!

What should I bring?

Feel free to bring your favorite lube, toys, and laptops! Just safe, relaxing, fun. Poppers permitted. Legal 420 in moderation.

We are Sissy-Friendly

This is a safe space for sissies, sissy-wannabes and sissy-curious guys. Do you secretly crave being a sissy? Do you like sissy hypno? Bimbo hypno? You are welcome. Dressing is optional. You can also change on-site.

Are women permitted?

Trans women are welcome. Cis-women voyeurs are permitted (but rare).

What kind of porn?

Legal porn only. I am your Porn DJ and I take requests! The porn is usually hardcore, upbeat, and often set to music. A lot of compilations and quick-cut videos to melt your mind.

Typically we watch:

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