The next Real Porn Meets parties will be Fri, Jan 12 and Sat, Jan 13, 2024 (2 parties!) in lovely Jersey City, NJ! (Easy access from NYC by PATH!)
Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers welcome and encouraged!

Gooners! Pornosexuals! Solosexuals! Beginners and experienced pornaddicts! You are invited to Real Porn Meet’s next party!

Do you goon? Do you want to learn to goon? This party is for you! We’ll be watching goon training videos, gooner encouragement videos, and porn music videos. (Plus plenty of pornosexual encouragement, hypno-porn, CEI, JOI, and other hot videos too!)


  • The Friday Party
    • Date: Friday, Jan 12, 2024
    • Time: 4pm-midnight (DOORS CLOSE AT 9PM! Arrive before 9pm!)
    • What: Gooner Gathering Porn Watching Party
    • Theme: Big boobs porn! Natural, fake, bimbos, titfucks, etc.
  • The Saturday Party
    • Date: Saturday, Jan 13, 2024
    • Time: 4pm-midnight (DOORS CLOSE AT 9PM! Arrive before 9pm!)
    • What: Gooner Gathering Porn Watching Party
    • Theme: The usual mix of porn plus a special event at 9-11pm
    • (Special event will be announced soon)
  • The Saturday day-time open house
    • Date: Saturday, Jan 13, 2024
    • What: Open house 9am-4pm. Stop by for a casual hang-out, 1-on-1s, etc.
    • DM the host if interested

RSVP here: (RSVP before 2pm the day of the event!)


NEW HOTEL! Very close to a PATH station. RSVP for details.

This Goon Gathering will feature a hotel suite with two rooms: The livingroom has a couch and a big TV playing porn (people can pick their own porn). The bedroom is “goon central” with multiple screens, a porn DJ, and an endless playlist of goon fuel videos. Both rooms are clothing optional. Goon alone or help a neighbor! Sissies are encouraged to practice their skills.

Who is invited?

Who is invited? 19+ only. Whether you are experienced with gooning, want to learn more, or just want to hang out! Men, transpeople, sissies/sissy-wannabes, and couples are invited! Join if you are straight, bi, bi-curcious, gay, or just interested in exploring! All body shapes and sizes. All dick shapes and sizes. All colors, races, religious. No body shaming is permitted!

We’re expecting 10-20 attendees.

Join our Discord chat:

Special event: Sat Jan 13: Natalie’s Gangbang!

Fresh from her blowbang at the August party, Natalie has requested a gangbang and… we hate to disappoint!

The gangbang will begin at 9pm in the main room (the other room will continue to be for porn/gooners). She’s an “all holes slut” and loves to be cum on (even if you aren’t fucking her). Condoms required for anal.

Who is Natalie? You might know her on Discord as CasuallyNatalie. She is a 36 yo transwoman who has attended parties in the past.

Arrive by 9pm. No new arrivals after 9pm so we can focus on Natalie.

NOTE: Natalie can say no to anyone she wants. “No” means “No”. Sex isn’t guaranteed. Don’t act like you’re entitled to fuck her or you’ll be asked to leave.

Private and secure

Our parties cater to shy people and first-timers! We create a safe-space for all! The event is totally private and anonymous.

Consent is king! Our wristband policy is simple and strictly enforced to ensure a safe and fun time for everyone! When you arrive you’ll be offered a choice of color wristband: red (don’t approach), yellow (maybe), green (looking to play). (It’s like a red/yellow/green traffic light, eh?)

What to bring?

  • a towel to sit on
  • your favorite lube
  • toys
  • a donation to help pay for the hotel room
  • your body (Please be “shower fresh”)


  • Q: What kind of porn?
  • A: Bi, Trans, and Straight. Your host is a “Porn DJ” that takes requests!
  • Q: Buddy stroking?
  • A: Yes. (Ask first. “No means no.”)
  • Q: Oral?
  • A: Yes
  • Q: Penetration?
  • A: No
  • Q: Weed ok?
  • A: Legal weed and poppers permitted. Nothing harder.

What kind of porn?

Here are some examples of what was played a previous parties:

Party Rules

  1. Confidentiality: No photos/videos.
  2. Consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
  3. Keep it legal: You must be 19 & older. Only legal porn.
  4. Be “shower fresh” or be asked to leave
  5. Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
  6. Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
  7. Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
  8. Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
  9. Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?

Questions? Ask on Discord or contact the host via the invitation form.