Invitation: Goon Gathering: Jersey City, July 11, 2025

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The next Real Porn Meets parties will be all-day Fri, July 11, 2025 in lovely Jersey City, NJ! Three parties in one! Stop by for a quick cum or stay the whole time! First-timers are welcome and encouraged! Easy access from NYC by PATH!

Invitation

Gooners! Pornosexuals! Solosexuals! Beginners and experienced pornaddicts! You are invited to Real Porn Meet’s next party!

The safest, most private, gooner events since 2018!

Fast Facts:

  • Date: Friday, July 11, 2025
  • Time: 9am-4pm (day), 5pm-9pm (night), 9pm-midnight (afterparty)
  • Where: Jersey City, NJ (upscale hotel, near PATH, RSVP for specifics)
  • What: Gooner Gathering Porn Watching Party
  • What kind of porn? Straight, trans, bi. Mostly compilations, PMVs and hypno

Three parties in one:

  • Party 1: Daytime Bate and Hangout
    • 9am-4pm
    • A casual hangout… with porn and bating.
    • Drop by any time. Stay as long as you wish! Lunch-time special noon-1pm.
  • Party 2: Night-time Party
    • 5pm-9pm
    • The usual RPM party: many screens of porn for everyone to enjoy!
  • Party 3: The After Party
    • 9pm-midnight (arrive by 8:45pm, no exceptions!)
    • Gangbang our special guest (bi male) visiting from the mid-west!

RSVP instructions:

What is the “afterparty”?

At 9pm the bedroom will become the gangbang room (the regular party will continue in the main room).

  • Our visiting gangbang slut is down for oral and (with condoms) anal.
  • He is 45 (looks 30) years old, 6'4", 210 lbs bottom into anal, cum eating, facials and making out.
  • (Sex is not guaranteed. He can turn down anyone. Be showered and clean.)
  • You must arrive by 8:45pm; the door won’t open during the afterparty except to let people leave.

(Note: the regular party permits hand stuff and oral but no penetration.)

“I had so many misconceptions about parties like these, and I was pretty skeptical before attending. The party was so well organized and safe, I will definitely be back for more!”

Location

A very nice hotel in Jersey City, NJ, near a PATH station. RSVP for details.

What to expect:

  • Porn on 3-4 screens. Straight, trans, bi. Mostly compilations, PMVs and hypno
  • An upscale hotel near the PATH, safe on-street parking and commercial lots
  • About 10-15 attendees at any given time
  • Guys sitting on couches & chairs. Bating solo or with a neighbor
  • Clothing optional
  • Consent and safety rules strictly enforced by the host
  • A large variety ages (19+) and experience levels
  • All body shapes and sizes. All dick shapes and sizes. All colors, races, and religions. No body shaming permitted!
  • Women and couples are welcome. Trans people, sissies and sissy-wannabes all welcome!

Wristband rules!

  • When you arrive you’ll be given a choice of wristband:
    • Red: Don’t touch me. I’m just here to watch.
    • Yellow: Ask first. I might want to stroke or more.
    • Green: Ask! Please! I’m here to play!
  • Read the wristband policy for more info.

Who is invited?

Our parties cater to shy people and first-timers! We create a safe-space for all! The event is totally private and anonymous.

  • 19+ only.
  • Experienced gooner or a total beginner
  • Men, transpeople, sissies/sissy-wannabes, and couples are invited! Women are welcome both solo or as part of a couple.
  • Straight guys welcome!
  • Sissies and submissives are encouraged to attend!

Discord

Join our Discord chat: https://discord.gg/V5S9r4ahDh

New? Feeling anxious about attending? (Everyone is their first time!)

Join our Discord and meet future attendees, get to know each other before the party, and ask questions! (We LOVE questions!)

What to bring?

  • a towel to sit on
  • your favorite lube
  • toys
  • a donation to help pay for the hotel room
  • your “shower fresh” body

Party Rules

  1. Confidentiality: No photos/videos.
  2. Consent: Ask before you touch. NO means NO. Consent is sexy!
  3. Keep it legal: You must be 19 & older. Only legal porn.
  4. Be “shower fresh” or be asked to leave
  5. Stroke your dick, don’t be one! This isn’t the place for hate, including racism, homophobia/transphobia, sexism/misogyny, or overall bigotry & un-brotherly behavior. People that attend may be all colors, all sexual orientations, all genders: str8+curious, pornosexual, sissy, solosexual, and things you haven’t seen or heard of before.
  6. Keep it safe and sane. You will be asked to leave if you break these rules or act in ways that make the host and others uncomfortable.
  7. Parties are for first-timers and experienced folks too. If you are experienced, try to make the first-timers comfortable. If you are a first-timer, please let us know if there’s anything we can do to help make you feel at ease!
  8. Nudity is encouraged but optional. You be you, boo!
  9. Have fun! Hey, that’s what we’re here for, right?

Questions? Ask on Discord , reply to any RPM emails, or contact the host via the invitation form.

FAQ:

  • Q: What kind of porn?
  • A: Straight porn in one room; straight/bi/trans in another.
  • Q: Buddy stroking?
  • A: Yes. (Yellow and green wristbands only). Ask first. “No means no.”
  • Q: Oral?
  • A: Permitted
  • Q: Penetration?
  • A: No (except during the afterparty)
  • Q: Weed ok?
  • A: Legal weed and poppers permitted. Nothing harder.