Meeting

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I don’t have a lot of time to meet irl, so let’s make our first time awesome. To avoid problems, here are my expectations for interacting with me.

Rules for meeting

Due to the large number of no-shows and fakes, I’m establishing a few new rules.

Hey, I get it. When we agreed to meet you were horny (probably jerking off) and your porn-brain thought meeting was a great idea. Then Post-Nut Clarity sets in and you realize you can’t meet. You panic and ghost me. So rude. I made time in my busy calendar and now I’ve got nothing to do.

Here’s the new rules:

Rule 1. Confirm or I assume you’ve cancelled

  • The day before: You will message me “Confirming for tomorrow” or “I can’t make it tomorrow”. If I don’t hear from you by midnight the night prior, the meetup is cancelled and you get 2 weeks in the penalty box.
  • Day of: You will message me “Confirming for today” or “I can’t make it today” by 10am. If not, the meetup is cancelled and you get 3 weeks in the penalty box.
  • When you are on your way: Message me when you are on your way i.e. getting in your car, etc. I will do the same.

NOTE: If something goes wrong, if you get cold feet, if your car breaks down and you have to cancel… fine. Message me “something came up” and the meetup is canceled with no penalty (even if the reason is that you just got cold feet.) The point is that communicating is good, not communicating is what children do and I don’t play with children.

Rule 2. Be clean

  • Shower within a few hours of arriving.
  • Be healthy. Get tested, be safw, etc.

The Penalty box

  • When you break one of my rules, your punishment is to be put in the penalty box.
  • I will send you a message “You are in the penalty box until (date).”
  • Until that date I won’t speak to you, reply to your messages, or meet with you. That’s it.
  • Once you are out of the penalty box, we will continue as if nothing happened. Yes, we can talk about it. Just remember that I know the different between an explanation and an excuse. You should too.

NOTE: Whining and complaining that being in the penalty box is unfair will not be tolerated. You’ve agreed to the rules. Now be a fucking adult and take responsibility for your actions.